Ask the Good Magician your question, and you shall recieve an answer. Of course, if you would like your question answered you must first pass 3 challenges. If you fail at these challenges, you will have to start all over again, so be careful!
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Q: " what is my talent
" Asks Cresent.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "You can sharpen pencils with your ear. It is your right ear only though, please refrain from putting the pencil in your left! Now, for your years service you will be working as my personal pencil sharpener. Sit in the corner of my library for the next year until I have a pencil to sharpen. I have to warn you, it can get sorta dull if you do not stay sharp." . |
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Q: " This might seem silly, but who created the Adult Conspiricy? " inquires Chives, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "It is unknown who exactly created it, but the current theory is Ivy, Idas twin sister, informed her it existed and because Idas talent had not manifested, the Adult conspircy came to be, retroactivly even." . |
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Q: Shining_dragon boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " Where is the Tree of seeds? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Mount Parnassus, of course, where the Simurgh resides." . |
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Q: " i think that my name is james idhham dagommir. However, due to a ceratin magic, whenever i say my name aloud, the letters come out as majid mohammed saghir. now im confused...am i majid,or am i james?
" asks Jamesdagommir after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "As far as I can tell, your name is Jammie Moghadam Shird... Weird huh?
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Q: Coolcat18 walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " what is a shoefly pie? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "it is a huge pie filled with shoes, boots, slurpy leathery juices, delicious laces and soles. Ogres are very fond of them" . |
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Q: Oblivionxx asks the Magician: " Why are you always so grumpy? "
| A: "Because People ask me dumb questions" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " (question)good magian I am sory to bother you with this mudane question, but did they ever make the movie A Spell for Chameleon ? " Asks Nimbysep.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "It is currently in production, as far as I can tell through the Haze of Mundania. My best geuss puts it out in 2011, but I have no confident answer at this time." . |
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Q: "My sons and i are great fans of xanth,and want to know if you see us ever owning all the books again, we lost our old ones due to theft " inquires Nimbysep, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "I am not a clairvoyent, but, if you put in enough effort, Yes, it is possible." . |
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Q: Kon boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " (question)
Is it possible for a person to have two talents? I know that centaurs can make themselves light as well as have a completely different talent so why not humans? And if it is possible to have a person with 2 talents would it be possible for a wave of people to have two talents? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "No it is not possible for someone to have two entirely differnet talents. But one can have a talent with many facets. Flying centuars ALL have the abillity to make themselves light, and therefore it is not a talent. And as was explained to suprise Golem, there is an infinite number of ways to describe a talent. One can fly be repelling the Earth, Attracting the Moon, reducing weight, making air solid, etc. So it is possible for people tio appear to have the same Talent, but not quite" . |
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Q: " GM i need to no how to stop my friend from hurting some one with his powers?he has the talent of mimicing and he can remember any thing he has ever mimiced. at first his talent was a little above spot on the wall but now that he has used his talent for a few years hes is more powerfull then a magician. and the power went to his head. how can i stop him? " asks Stark after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "A bit of Lethe water will make him forget all he has previously mimicked. Dont forget to have the antidote for yourself" . |
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Q: Mdrew93 walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "can talents repeat? king Xeth had the talent of mind reading and so did Prince jermey of the werewolves (jenny elfs wife), but no one in that book said, hey i thought talents never repeat! so did the talents repeat or not? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Talents can not EXACTLY repeat. Its possible, how ever, for the EFFECTS of talents be simmilar. Its like if you talent was to make wooden things into stone and your friend rocky could turn anything into stone, both of you could petrify, but its not the same thing.
Look into Surprise Golems Talent for a deeper explanation. " . |
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Q: Quinquagen asks the Magician: "How can we sneak into your castle without facing the three challenges? "
| A: "You have 3 chances to figure it out. They go by the name of challenges. In short, no. Although I have been known to give out free answer passes before." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " What is the order of birth of the muses? " Asks Xeno_cre8or.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Calliope, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymenia, Terpsichore, Thalia, Urania, and then Clio." . |
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Q: " If the magic is really in the magic dust that X(A/N)th produces, why did the time of no magic occur when the dust was still present? " inquires mdrew93, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Because X(A/N)th withdrew all his magic to hisself. Now go prove the exsitance of magical dust bunnies" . |
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Q: mdrew93 boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " if the demon X(A/N)th has the quality of magic, do all the other demons of the system have the quality of gravity? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Only E(A/R)th has this abillity. Discover the others for yourself in Swell Foop. GO" . |
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Q: "GM i was wondering if Ida will ever marry? i feel kinda sorry for her shes been stuck in her little room at the castle for so long now. " asks Stark after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Im sure she will, but it will take a man with a very special talent to match with her. Wait for her or him to be a protagionist." . |
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Q: Katrika walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " Does your castle automatically adjust the challenges to the talent of the person trying to get in, or does someone else design the challenges? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Each and every Challenge is designed personally by me. I do not, however, move every scrap and scarpe of my castle. I had a herd a centaurs build it for me and it does a lot of the adjusting. The only time it is not so is when I am on vacation. Now, Go and shift that immense pile of sand using only these tweasers." . |
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Q: Ted asks the Magician: " Oh, great and powerful Good Magician, I bear greetings and politely request an answer to the following question:
In the land of Xanth there is a boy commonly known as Demon Ted, son of demoness Metria. What is his talent? "
| A: "He is a demon. demnons, as of now, do not posess talents. No go and ask D. Metria if you can help babysit" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "How many types of cross breeds can there be between all of the creatures of Xath? " Asks Amber_dawn.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Ill tell you after you tell me how many total numbers there are from one to infinity" . |
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Q: "Are the questions working? for a minute it seemed like they did not... " inquires Mattwandcow, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Maybe. Test" . |
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Q: Xink boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "How do you get past the moat in the three challenges game? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "You dont" . |
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Q: "Will you marry me? " asks Quinquagen after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Madame! I already have Five and a half wives! Why would I need another??" . |
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Q: King_trent walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "How can I become king of Xanth? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Have a Magichan Calibur talent and be in line for the throne. Duh." . |
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Q: Rieyeciu asks the Magician: "Hello.... I am Rieyeciu Black but most call me Rie. I came to ask a question but when I got here my question seem of been miss place. Therefore, I ask a different one thought its one you heard many time before form other people that come to ask you things...... Hum ... What is my magic talent? Thanks for your time ? "
| A: "On behalf of your previous question, I queried Miss Place as to the whereabouts of your question. As usual, My secretary claims to have lost it. So, do to this clerical error, you are only required to serve a 3/4 year service. Your talent is to inadvertently summon Miss Place to lose things for you. Now, Your service will be to aid My secretary in sorting all of these questions. " the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " Why dont you get off you lazy butt every once in a while and clean your own socks?(asking for brother)" Asks Ragnarok347.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "What! Does your brother read the Chronicles? I am a busy man! I have no time for socks! Thats WHY I have Sophia as my wife! His task is to give my Wives a break and clean and sort my socks!" . |
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Q: "Will we ever find out what happened to DEarth after swell floop? " inquires Ragnarok347, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "I assume he survived, as the earth seems to be in existence. Our best estimates are, worst case, he lost some status, best case nothing, as it wasnt an official game." . |
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Q: Usmcdad75 boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " Why do we continue to accept the degradation of our society simply because someone believes that God should be separate from everything else? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "I am unsure as how to respond. My lexicon has no mention of this God. I dont believe he has any grounds to be mentioned in the land of Xanth. As such, Ill leave you with no task. Be gone and ask questions only to those who have the authority to answer." . |
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Q: "Good Magician, where did the Brain Coral come from? Did it simply form from nothing, as a manifestation of the magic given off by the Demon X(A/N)th? Or could it have been created- or at least granted sentience- by a long faded-out Magician in Xanths prehistory? " asks Jamie after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Nothing ever forms from nothing. The secret to the Brain Coral is to be kept for a while longer at lease. A message sent to the Mundane ANthony of Peirs may help speed the mater along" . |
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Q: Julie walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " Oh wize Good Magician, please tell me what my talent is? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Your talent is substitution. with practice and training, youll be able to turn Cats to Hats, Fish to Fist, and Wize back into Wise. Your task will be to turn a Turnip into a Dragon in less than 22 steps." . |
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Q: Xzighct asks the Magician: "I am an invisable zombie. What do I look like? "
| A: "You look like a spitting image of the Invisible Giants. I advise you to look them up. Your service to me will be to give the giants a good cleaning between the toes. As your a zombie, the smell wont kill you, just melt your flesh a little..." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "What do I most need from this life? " Asks Jtrecha.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "A banana. Always carry one with you." . |
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Q: "What is the Meaning of Life? " inquires Statue_of_limitations, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Heres a Freebie. 42. No go and find the question" . |
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Q: Domth boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "what is my magic talent and its caliber? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "You fire bulletins. Id rate you at a twelve gauge. You task is to distribute this newsletter about my powers. Go." . |
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Q: "Good Magician, when will i start my first adventure and who will it be with? " asks Totalydragon after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Youll leave right now and youll find the rest out as you go." . |
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Q: Jonnyblade21 walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " how do i get rid of the evil monkey that lurks in my closet "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Feed it a Good Banana." . |
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Q: Peppit asks the Magician: "What is my talent? I think it has something to do with puppets, considering my name, but I am not sure. "
| A: "Your talent is slight ventriloquism. You can throw your voice to things close by you, but the range is very limited. Now, Maiden Taiwan needs help mending some of my socks. Off with you." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "I was wondering, Good Magician Humphrey, what is a good question to ask you?" Asks Inphernoh.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "A good question to ask me would be whether or not you will wind up doing an unpleasant chore or not in the near future. Head down to the moat. I need it drained and cleaned up. The moat monster hasnt had a bath in a long time, either." . |
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Q: "Ive tried to download the companions game, but it wont work, is there another way to install game? " inquires Jenny, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Please refer to the installation instructions included on this site. All questions of this nature must be forwarded via sitemail to Wormy and the other Webmasters. This is the only readibly available place to get this game. " . |
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Q: Blaze5186 boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "Ymay istersay (hattay arpyhay) ashay ursedcay emay otay ommunicatecay niay igpay atinlay owhay ancay I urecay histay? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Itray eakingspay inay igpay atinlay. ependingday onay ethay ursecay eshay astcay, itay aymay omecay outay ormalnay. Alsoay, oneay ouldcay itray istingvay ethay oorsehay octorday. Ehay isay ellway udiedstay inay iseasesday and ursescay ofay ethay ootfay anday outhmay. " . |
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Q: " If your so smart, how come you never realised that king Merlins talent is of knowledge, which is in fact the same as information and even if it wasnt it isnt even your real talent; you just happen to get the title when you won your certificate at the U.O.M.?! " asks Magician_madison after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Who ever told you that knowledge is the same as information should be dragged out into the street and cursed just as a flaming pile of harpy excrement is disposed of into his exact location. Knowledge and Information are related, but are not the same. Knowledge is based of personal experience, and is completely internal. This may lead to a richer experience, but information, in the other sock, encompasses the entire world. Information must be processed, assimilated, translated, related, and compensated, but it does span a larger area. Knowledge needs none of that, but is directly yours. Merlin was a Magician of Knowledge only because he lived in several temporal directions at once. My talent , as the Magician of Information is, metaphorically, the digestion of information in its raw form and adding it to my book.
And Id like to see your certificate from UoM. Havent got one? Funny. You made it sound as if they were easy to get...
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Q: Vampgirl15000 walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Is there a way to play Companions of Xanth without downloading or buying it? My parents dont like me downloading things and I would like to play. "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "I do not believe such a method exists. One must either download it or not play, aas I have yet to find it elsewhere." . |
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Q: jon stewart asks the Magician: "How do I solve simple problems quickly without giving up accuracy? "
| A: "Find the most practical response and go with what you feel is right. Intuition is often a valuable tool to use. Please visit the Gorgon. Shell show you to the library so you can organize all of my books." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "Suprise! Talents are awesome no matter what! I know most good citizens of Xanth have magical talents and I was wondering, what would mine be? " Asks Dorkydivia89.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Your talent is Summoning Bs. Now go gather me several gallons of B-have honey for the Queen. Go. " . |
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Q: "Good Magician, what race am I? " inquires Totalydragon, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "This answer should be quite obvious, even to you. You are the crossbreed of a dragon and a human. Now, go up to the attic and get rid of the spider webs. Theyve started to clutter the place." . |
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Q: Beckadragongirl boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " I know the is kinda backsliding, but Grundy golems been around, like, FOREVER. How old is he??? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "This answer depens on your finitions of age and of time. If you want how long he has been alive, then you want to base his birth off of the end of the time of no magic. If you want when he is constructed, then we have to go back several hundred years to when I had him constructed. I forget exactly when. And, since time functions differently, I connot be sure of your frame of reference to give you a good estimate of his age. " . |
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Q: "Where can I find my Mr. Right? " asks geekygoddess23 after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "like all things, Mr. Right will appear as soon as you count on not being able to finsd him, ever. No amount of searching will make him apear, so you might as well stop, focus on other thngs and learn to live life. Thats your task. Go." . |
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Q: Sundancer walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Please dont get your knickers in a knot if you have answered this before :) but I was wondering if Ivys talent is so good why when she enhanced Hugos ability to conjured up fruit ( Dragon on a Pedestal), after they parted he could not keep doing it, once he was enhanced wouldnt he have stayed enhanced? Thank You,,, Nada Z "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Ivys enhancement is her talent and thus would have to be in her range or even her constant focus. Very rarely does a talent that modifies the surrounding become automatically permanent. Also, I do not believe Ive answered this before. It is an excellent question which deserves an excellent service. Go poll Xanth and find the difinition of constant.
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Q: Domth asks the Magician: "How many ptero like planets are there? "
| A: "I do believe I have answered this recently before. Yes, I gave the answer to BeckaDragonGirl, when he asked, How many bleeping worlds of Ida are there? I do believe I gave a satisfactory answer. Your task is to reread all the Answers so you have not missed anything. Go." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "What is the difference between a Hayberry and a Strawberry, because they dont clarify it in the books? " Asks Trapped_in_gourd.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Strawberries come from the dried stalks and stems of certain cereal plants, whereas hayberries come from dried grass. Now, visit the dungeon and clean out the rats. Theyve started a nest down there." . |
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Q: "What is the most intelligent and fierce creature in all of Xanth? " inquires Trapped_in_reality, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Besides Demon X(A/N)th and the Simurgh, some dragons are perhaps the fiercest and more intelligent creatures in Xanth." . |
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Q: Pie_tree_lover boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "If the demon X(A/n)th is the source of magic in Xanth why isnt Mundania magical to because of the demon E(A/R)th? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "A valid and easy question. Each DEMON has a force that they monopolize. X(A/N)th is the Demon of Magic. E(A/R)th has dominion over gravity. The History entitled Swell Foop has more information. Go away. These Easy Questions arent worth my time." . |
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Q: "I am here in heart alone, and wish to travel to Xanth. How may I come to this land in body?" asks Alan after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Read over my previous answers. I have answered this before." . |
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Q: Pie_tree_lover walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Is there any way to change a talent? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Yes, there are waysd to change a talent. The most common, easiest, though not at all best, is to make a deal with a demon. Good luck with that. Your task is to list 47&1/2 reasons at to why you should NOT trade your talent. Go." . |
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Q: Trapped_in_gourd asks the Magician: "So in the situation that a Mundane utterly believes in Xanth would the faith units reqired to access the interface, and that Demons would have no reason to bar entrance to Xanth, as Demon X(A/N)ths atitude toward Bink suggests, therefore, if the penninsula to be used as an interface was sufficient size, the variables would allow the Mundane(s) to enter Xanth because maximum faith should be the required faith units needed to activate the interface? "
| A: "Once again, possibly. One must also consider that there are more then one Demon. Demon E(A/R)th already has claim on Mundanes and other Demons might be interfering. Other then these, yes, it may be possible to enter Xanth proper. Hows that list of penninsulas coming?" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "Oh, Mighty Good Magician, Knower of All, I Bestow This Extremly Easy seeming Question Upon You: When the Demon X(A/N)th used Edsels body in Xone Of Contention, Why didnt all the magic travel to him? " Asks Beckadragongirl.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Once again another amazing question. X(A/N)th only used a small portion of his power. Thats why he was able to use abillities that Edsel didnt have. This is also why E(A/R)th detected the two of them." . |
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Q: "Coencerning my question of the peninsula, if a Mundane or group of Mundanes who truly believe in Xanth, travel to a previously uninhabited peninsula, will they go to Xanth if they use the place where the Xanth/Mundania interface will be? " inquires Trapped_in_gourd, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "It is possible, but highly unlikely. If you remember all the variables, there are several that one can never be to sure of. For Example. If you were to travel to Florida to bridge the connection, the size of the area would be 6.31657078 ? 10^13 Square Feet. (A) I assume you have not been to Xanth before, so previous encounter (P)=0, Interference by Demons is an Unknown,(D). Well call it 0 for Demon-stration purposes. We also have Faith (F). This is a factor greater than 0, but the full value of it is unknown. Do you really believe we Exist?
Continuing: The Equation to find the Interface Factor is therefore I=F/A+D-P. In this instance we can plug in the variables we know: I=F/6.31657078 ? 10^13+0-0
I=F/6.31657078 ? 10^13
Now If the required Interface is 1, then the total Faith in Xanth you need is 6.31657078 ? 10^13, which is a lot. Having friends who share the dream does not linearly increase F.
F(2)=P1+P2+c
F(3)=P1+P2+P3+c...
Where F(x) is the combined faith of X people, P1 is the strength of person one and so on, and C is the Interface Constant, being the number of Xanth Books currently Published, currently 30, by my count. Therefore, barring any Demon interference, it IS possible to come in, but it would take somewhere around 6.31657078 ? 10^13 Faith units.. Faith units are hard to explain. Lets just say you have around 18. Therefore, it would take 3,509,205,988,888 people with your faith to force their way into Xanth. Very unlikely, as there arent that many people in the mundane world. Good luck with that." . |
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Q: Pie_tree_lover boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "How long do we have before the Demon X(A/N)th leaves and Xanth loses its magic? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "It is unknown how long we have till X(A/N)th departs. My best estimate from conversations with various experts show that there may be minutes or millenia. I suggest you live life to its fullest and enjoy the varietyof magical experience. Speaking of variety, bring me a branch from all the Magical trees on this list. Go." . |
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Q: " How is it that crunch ogre could talk in rhymes in the time of no magic and smash ogre could not in mundania? " asks Trapped_in_gourd after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Ogres dont speak in rhymes. They are just percieved as being so stupid that all others assume they speak in rhyming couplets. Those near Smash knew he was intelligent, while those around Crunch thought he was stupid. That is the most readily available answer. Now your task is to go to Counter-Xanth and create a list of Counter-Puns for some of the more obnoxious puns. Go." . |
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Q: Trapped_in_gourd walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " Well, here i am! you told me to get through the challenges again, so... where are all the Xanth/Mundania interfaces from the Mundane point of view. (example: florida, korea, etc.) "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Hmph. Cheeky little upstart. It varies with the following criteria and thus cannot be completely listed. For each peninsula under Demon E(A/R)ths control, the Interface factor is inversely related to the size of the peninsula, directly related to the interfacers belief in Xanth, decremented by the Interfacers previous knowledge and adventure in Xanth and incremented by the interactions of Higher Powers to prevent entrance to Xanth. Your service will be to calculate the size of each peninsula on the face of Earth. Go." . |
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Q: Totalydragon asks the Magician: "Good Magician whats my magic talent?"
| A: "WHAT!?!! I already told you your talent is the Magic of Time Observation! Now you must spend a Year figuring out how to make it into a WEEK!. " the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "What is my talent? " Asks Nimby465.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Your Talent is animation. You can bring pictures to life. Your Service is to find the Rame Frate, for the good of animators everywhere. Go." . |
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Q: "Why did my girl friend Kat break up with me? " inquires Nimby465, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Probably because you dwell to much in fantasy. I cant be certain, because no one knows a females mind. She doesnt even know!" . |
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Q: Domth boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "how do i nutrilize a demon? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "I expect one will nutrilize a deamon by squeezing nutrills over its head? Go spend your year extracting spell honey from the spelling bees. Then maybe you may ask what you really mean." . |
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Q: " how can i gain recognition as prince dolphs twin " asks Domth after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Hmm. Quite frankly, you cant. King Dor and Queen Irene Had their hands so full from Ivy and Dolph that they sent a message telling them to ignore all stork calls from them. There is no time reported in the Stork Records that such a summoning took place. It may be possible that you are from Petro or on of the other moons. As such, you may be a twin to Dolph. Bt as for the real Xanth world, there does not appear to be such a missing relation." . |
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Q: Tandy walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Id like to know what my magic talent is..."
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Dont you know your supposed to ask a question? Humph. Kids these days. Your Talent is the arguement. If you state your position with enough information, then others will be able to see you point of view." . |
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Q: Totalydragon asks the Magician: "Is my talent magician class talent and if so what is it? If not could you tell me anyway please? "
| A: "Your talent is a Magichan Class Talent. It is the Magic of Time Observation. You can track how long a task takes. Knowing that fact, you can make people do it faster or slower. Your task is to spend a Year figuring out how to make it into a month. Go." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "What is my talent? " Asks Pie_tree_lover.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Your talent is Fruit Sculpture. You can form various fruits into works of art. Your task will be to create for me a replica of Xanth done in fruit. Wira will show you the blue prints. You may leave once it is completed." . |
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Q: " How come the Bleeping Chat room wont work? " inquires Beckadragongirl, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Most likely because you attempt to break the Adult Conspiracy so often. I advise you to talk to those who are smart in the way of such things. Maybe you colud leave a disriptive message on one of the fourms. Dilegence is your watchward here. Your task is to get your chat working, so you can see how much it isnt worth the effort." . |
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Q: Beckadragongirl boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "How many bleeping worlds of Ida are there, Good Magician sir? Please tell me, for I shall dissolve into misery if I dont know. "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "No one has been able to trace all the moons. It acts as a fractal, growing smaller and more intricate with each iteration. There will never be an end, because the size of the soul get exponetially smaller with each world, but the world gets smaller with each step. The ration of person to world is maintained, therefore there will always be another Ida with another world to be explored. Since you asked a decent question, there shall be no task, Beckadragongirl..." . |
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Q: "Would you summon the stork with me ? " asks Quinquagen after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "No I would not! Wh is it that 15 yearold males only have one thin on thir brain? do you ask you friends that? I think not. Your Task for asking such a disgusting question is to clean all the latrines from Ithmus village to the Everglades! GO!" . |
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Q: Demoness_jewel walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "As a demoness I know that I have many talents however each demon and demoness has one thing that he or she really good at. So I must ask what is my special talent? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Well, D.Jewel. Im surprised you havent figured it out! Your speciality is to be able to remove finary from an object, making them/it appear without any augmentation. Your Task is to be a teachers assistant for Professor Grossclout. Go." . |
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Q: trapped_in_gourd asks the Magician: "Why havent you been answering questions?"
| A: "I havnt been answering questions because no one seems to be able to get throught my challenges. Your task is to find the way through. Again..." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " I was traveling through time, you know just for fun, when I noticed your castle, Good Magician. I heard you could answer me this question that has been burning my soul...How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? " Asks Chronos.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "After long and exhausting research, the Answer is... three. Now your task is to duplicate my reseach and compile it in a twelve page essay with my name on it. Make sure to cite your sources." . |
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Q: " Hello, GM me and my friend were role-playing adventures and my friend and I so could you tell me what my talent is? (maybe my friends Tanners talent too, even though its two questions, please) " inquires Trapped_in_guord, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Your talent is the Mark. You can leave a mark that everyone will be able to interpret. Your friend Tanner has the Talent of Pestering. He can annoy people to the point that the depart form his presence. Your Year of Service is to clear out some of the campsites and leave a Mark so all know it is a neutral zone. Both of you must work together on this. Go." . |
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Q: Rebornstubborn boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "How do I make my kids love Xanth as much as I do when all they read is the manga books which are backwards?lol "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "The best way would be to show them that best way would be to demonstate the fact that there are more cheap thrills in forward facing books then in rearward ones. Yopur task is to introduce GOOD books to as many kids as possible. Thank you for asking a GOOD question." . |
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Q: " Hi, Magician! What is my talent? " asks Anndes after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "You have the Talent of Flooring. You can summon tiles of any size and color that fit perfectly, are easy to install, dont get to hot or cold and magically look right. Theyre waterproof, stainproof and fire proof. Now go and service the floors of the whole castle. Go." . |
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Q: Gimble walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "What would my talent be? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Your talent is Finding Lost Objects. You can use this to find something that you consider to be lost, like your keys. Now I want you to find 100 lost causes. Their crucial to the surival of my privacy. " . |
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Q: Gimble asks the Magician: "Could a demon ever truly love? "
| A: "To love, one needs a soul. Demons gain a soul by marrying their partner before stork summoning. So one way to look at: yes, with certain conditions. Now you must go to the demon caves and count all the deamons that exist." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "Aanjel respectfully asks the GM how do I discover my majical talent?" Asks Aanjel.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "By asking me, if you really do not know. Fine. Your talent the the Third Person POV. People around you tend to drift into third person. This lets them see thing from a different perspective and lets them remain in character, if nesscary. Sadly, the Good Magichan says, it gets annoying. The Good Magichan points his finger at the door. Now go monitor the RP fourms. Maybe youll be able to keep them in third person, a much better format four such games." . |
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Q: "Will Xanth and Mundania ever overlap as in the Blue Adept Series? Oh Please, oh please.!!! " inquires God_dess_of_fire, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "If you were half the fan you think you are, you would know that the crossover has already occured. As penence... I mean service, you must read the last book of the Xanthian Trilogy" . |
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Q: Sor boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "How c/d King Dor+Queen Irean name their son Dolph?,(when in Dragon on a Petisle) Ivys name was decided by Ireans first inistial and talent. Plus how does it connect to Dors talent?
Also, i was wondering on how to literally enter Xanth(not speaking retoracally,but for real). "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "My sources tell me Dolph was named because the first animal that he transformed into that started with a D was a Dolph, a finny creature that lives in the see off the Ivory Tower.
To enter Xanth, one must have a near or complete death experience while traveling on a peninsula. One may also get through by petitioning X(A/N)th himself. Good luck with that though. You task for these questions is two fold. First, create a list with all the Pennenuslas of E(A/R)th. Second, strive to never have a near/complete death experience." . |
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Q: "How would I be able to go into Xanth and marry Electra(Xanth 11, 12,and 13)? " asks Sor after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "You would have to have magically found a way to replace yourself with Domph as the one who woke her up. I wont tell you how to do that because you would screw up the entire history of Xanth. Clio would write you out of existance for that." . |
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Q: Burfrio walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "My talent being able to cojure areas of frigid cold. I am here to ask you Good Magician, where can I find a place in Xanth so that I may live peacefully in the cold without harming other people that do not want to live in the cold themselves? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Hmm. Excellent question. First you must realize that there ARE those who like the cold. I would also note that your Talent would be useful at any large get together, to provide chlled drinks and the like. You may also want to seek out the Ice Queen. No one has heard from her in ages, but, I dare say, she would not give the... cold shoulder. Now your Years service will be to freeze the moat completly for Challenges when needed. Wira will lead you to your room. " . |
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Q: Good King Dor asks the Magician: "What is my talent? "
| A: "Your talent is to Make Amends. These useful devices can be snapped to resolve a conflict between the snapper and who ever (s)hes fighting. Now go and make an amend for each of the main characters, free of charge. Go." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "What is my magic talent?" Asks Luke.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Your magic talent is turning vegetables into dining tables. Vegetables rot quite easily and arent very long lasting, so your talent helps preserve them. Careful, though. It you wont watch yourself, those tables might just have you for dinner. Now, go down to my garden and pull out the weeds. Be careful, though. There are some nastic ant-tics in there that like to pull tricks." . |
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Q: "I live in Xanth (on the Gold Coast in fact), so I must have a talent? What is it? I am prepared to perform my Service. " inquires Trebawa, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Trebawa, your talent is making old coats into new pants of any shape, size, or variety. That talent could come in handy for people who want to throw out worn jackets and vests theyve grown tired of. For your Service, you are to clean out all the dust bunnies that seem to have wandered under all of our furniture. They can get out of hand and seem to mulitply quite rapidly." . |
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Q: teddy boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "what is my talent? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Your talent is staring holes through walls. Now, run off and clean out my closet, please." . |
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Q: "Ive always wondered what my magic talent is. I know, I know, you get that question all the time...so heres a different one. Do the cri-tics criticize everything, or only Xanth? I would guess the latter, because they are such spiteful creatures... " asks Laugha_bull after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Cri-tics criticize just as many things in Mundania as in Xanth. Except, they are more critical usually and have larger egos than those of Xanth." . |
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Q: Johnc walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "How is it possible to kill the Demon X(A/N)th? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "No mortal can kill a Demon, nor any demon. The only ones that can really harm Demon X(A/N)th would be another major Demon, such as E(A/R)th. They usually dont go about killing each other, however. They prefer to use they powers when competing with each other." . |
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Q: Harrow asks the Magician: "Hello Good Magician, I am Harrow, and Im sure I have a talent, because I was born in xanth, and Im sure it has some connection with my name, but so far, I cant find it. Will you help me? "
| A: "Your talent brainscaping. You have the ability to change peoples minds for a few minutes, giving them distress, different feelings, momentary changes of memory, and so forth. However, you are limited in the aspect that you must be touching the person." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "What is my magic talent? " Asks Princess_al.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "You have the talent of making animate objects out of the mundance. For example, you can make a golem, much like Grundy, out of cloth and string, or if you had the right materials, you could make a dancing doll. Now, Id like you to clean out my closet. Watch out for the Boogey Monster. He likes to dance around a lot and is a little slimey." . |
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Q: "I wonder Good Magician... If I plant a whole pie instead of a piece, will the tree grow bigger? " inquires Damien, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "I would think so, yes. It would act as a larger seed. Of course, it may also take more time to grow than a piece would. For your service, you are required to pick the fruits which are ripening in the orchard before they begin flying off." . |
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Q: Miranda Mermaid boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "If I have a magical talent, what is it? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Your talent is being able to tune any sounds you hear, changing their tone, pitch, and dynamics into what you want. For example, if you hear the nasty cackle of a harpy, you can alter the sound to be heard as the pretty, sing-song tone of a trilling bird to you and everyone around you. Now, if you could, Id like you to retune the rose bells. They are a little off-key." . |
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Q: " ood day mate. I know I got magician caliber material magic in me, I just dont know what talent I got. Can you tell me my talent? " asks Jay Winderson after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Yes, I am capable of telling you your talent. I have the ability to, but I have a question for you, sir. How do you know your talent is magician caliber without knowing what that talent is? Ill tell you. Your magic talent is knowing the opposite history of anyone who come across. This is a very useful talent, if you know how to work it out. Knowing the opposite history means that it isnt right, so you take the opposite of that and it should be right. Or, if you were to come across a piece of reverse wood, your talent would be knowing the history of anyTHING you come across. Quite a useful talent. Your service to me will be cataloging all of my socks by size, shape, and color." . |
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Q: Autumn_daydream95 walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Can you tell me what my magical talent is? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Your magical talent is to change the color of vegetation. Your talent will come in handy for your service. Ive been informed that an trees leaves have been changed blue, making the trees dryad incredibly sad and depressed. If you would change the trees color back to another color or their original color, Im sure shed be incredibly thankful." . |
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Q: Isenet asks the Magician: "Back when Anomie was the Dastard, he came upon Surprise, who, at that time, had realized that after some time, she would be able to use a talent again. He undid her memory of that. Will she ever re-learn this fact? No...scratch that...Will any un-doings the Dastard did (such as Surprise and Sorceress Tapis) be possible to redo? "
| A: "As The Dastard, or Anomie, stated in the book, his unhappenings usually cannot be unhappened because most usual people dont know what had been unhappened or if the thing unhappened ever exhisted. However, perhaps in the future, his unhappenings may be unhappened. As to Surprise, she may not remember that she could reuse a talent after time. Clio helped me out, though (Currant Event) and told Surprise that she could never run out of talents since there would always be too many variants of different talents. She wouldnt be able to do them all in her life-time. Now that your question has been answered, I need you to dust the living area. My Designated Wife has been too busy with other things to attend to it." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "How come the main character of the Xanth books are never dragons? " Asks Peter_the_wolf.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "There have been many main characters in Xanth Books that are dragons. Not not be the major main character, but they are minor main characters and needed for the story. For example, in Dragon on a Pedestal, Stanley Steamer is a main character whom the plot of the book wraps around and in Currant Event, Drew and Drusie Dragon of Dragon World are two main characters as well. However, to answer you question a little more, Im not sure why a dragon hasnt been a major main character. Perhaps one hasnt mustered up the attributes needed to make that slot. Mr. Anthony could be waiting for the right time. Now, I want you to go clean out the dragons den down in the dungeon. It gets pretty mucky down there." . |
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Q: " What is the talent of my son, Kumalis? " inquires Magician-yin, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "The talent of your son is to summon clouds every time he gets angry or hot-headed. Now, pick up my dry cleaning and be gone. Im in a slightly-tolerant mood today." . |
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Q: Nejixashley boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "If humans werent meant to fly, why did we build airplanes? And if we have the technology to build complex mechanisms such as airplanes, why cant we build wings for humans? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Youre lucky Im in a good mood, else I wouldnt be answering both of your questions. Humans in the Mundania built aircraft because they were jealous of all the flying monsters and wanted to experience flight for themselves, so they built contraptions to allow such. Now, as for your last question: there have been wings built for humans. They call it a glider. Its used in a called hanggliding where the person hangs from this odd looking device to emulate flight much like a falcon soaring on thermals. They also have an object called a parachute which is also similar. Mundanes come up with such silly things. Now, your Service to to write me a book of riddles for the next Questionee." . |
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Q: "Will there ever be a solution to the ever-growing problem of mundanes and Xanthians alike - the inability to spell or use proper grammar when using com-pewters and writing on the interweb? " asks Artemesiak after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Unfortunately, this problem will continue to increase as this virus runs rampant. Some people have been vaccinated against this outbreak, but many havent. Magic nor Mundanian science may be able to cure this problem in the near future, so the answer to your question is this: Only can the threat be abolished if people strive to look intelligent. Now, your Service to me shall be to fetch some more dragon eggs. The fool who asked the last question broke one while he was egg-sitting." . |
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Q: John cena walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Hello Humphrey. I am the Good Inspector. Its my job to see who does not have sufficient license, and to revoke it. To prove that you are still fit for the post of GM, answer this elementary question that you as the GM must know. What came first the chicken or the egg?
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| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "What kind of non-sense is this? What a bother of my time and a waste of resources. To begin with, why do you bring up a mundane animal. They are so drear and boring. To suit your question, I will answer like this: It is a paradox. The egg cannot be without the chicken laying it, but the chicken cannot lay it if there were no egg for it to come from. It is a neverending cycle that only someone with a degree in something Mundians call Quantum Mechanics could answer, but then there would be a bunch of silly things most could not possibly begin to understand. Now, for such a bombastic question, you are to sit on the eggs downstairs and ponder why the chicken crossed the road. No breaking the eggs, though. The dragon mother might become very angry with you." . |
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Q: John cena asks the Magician: "Hi, Im Binks little brother Wink. I fell in love with Mink. Love is that missinng link which I share with darling Mink. Heres something to think, man I think Im gonna sink. I want to form that link, but Im on the brink of heart break. If you solve my query, Ill give you a drink."
| A: "Im sorry but Im dont normally drink with strangers. There are a variety of ways to solve your little dilemma. You could sing a romantic sonna, give her flowers, or give her candy. Also, you can use some diluted water from a love spring to create a love potion, but then she might fall in love with the pot. Im not usually the one to solve relationship problems, and you didnt truly ask a question. If you ask me, I say to be as sappy as you can and give into her every whim. Also, your ladyfriend wouldnt happen to actually BE a mundane mink, is she?" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " Why doesnt Surprise use a talent that will make her able to use the same talent more than once?" Asks henry.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "It is because she is growing up and wouldnt usually think of such a thing. Shes too worried about having fun. It also wouldnt be much of a surprise, either, would it? Now, I want you to read through your grammar book both backward and forward until you drill yourself perfectly." . |
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Q: "Will I ever get what I most desire? " inquires Cocoanndoes, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "No one truly ever gets what they desire. If you got it, it wouldnt be much of a desire anymore. Now, run along and fetch me my slippers." . |
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Q: Elfers boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "Hi! I was just wondering, what is my talent? I cant fathom it. "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Hello, Elfers. Your talent is asking the unknown. You ask things that almost no one can answer. The reason that no one can answer them is because there meaning is so deep, they are hard to comprehend. Now, go out and gather me some Bs." . |
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Q: "If Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers, wheres the patch of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked? " asks Isenet after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "The tongue twister actually goes like this: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? The answer to this, though, cannot be answered in such a short time. That peck has been moved many places many times and is hard to keep track of. Now, your service is to pick a peck of pickled peppers for me. Im running low." . |
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Q: Ronaim walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "When is the Xanth movie coming out? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "The Xanth movie, titled A Spell for Chameleon, doesnt have a set date. Its currently in production and has a goal for the year 2008 in your Mundane time. Now, write me up a story or something for a play. I get bored easily." . |
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Q: Natedogg asks the Magician: "why is the sky falling? "
| A: "An invisible giant is sitting on it." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "what is the answer to the question I am going to ask? " Asks Vanring.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Thats a pair-a-docks. There is no answer to a question about that same question, because the question only links back to itself. Ill have you do me a years service anyways though, just for wasting my time." . |
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Q: " Is somoning demons a magician caliber talent? " inquires demon-summoner Crain, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "not in your case, seeing how all of the demons you summon are 10 inches tall, and look rather a lot like pink ponies." . |
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Q: Kelsie_human boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " What is my magic talant? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Your talent is repeating your actions on a daily basis. You do the same things over and over with little difference between days. Now, go repeat yourself by sweeping my entire castle." . |
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Q: " What is the name of a Xanthian plant that will cure headaches? " asks Rybec after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "There is only one sure-good way to cure a headache in Xanth. Buy some wheat seeds and other grains and plant them into a small field. Outside this field, put a sign that says My grain, not yours! When those seeds grow and are ready to be harvested, change the sign to say Your grain, not mine. to give your grain to someone else. Now, go weed out my garden, please." . |
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Q: Deamon walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "why dont you just clone the people that ask you a question an make the clone work for a year then destroi the clone..(dotn say theres no way to clone somone!!its XANTH eny thing can happen. also dont say i havnt found out how to lcone. i know you have u knwo evry thing!)"
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "I dont clone people because, while I do know how, the cloning method is tedious, exhausting and not worth it. Now Deamon, your service will help every single Xanthian. If everything is possible in Xanth, then why dont you learn to spell? Im signing you up for mandatory spelling courses for the whole year." . |
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Q: Zigeunerweisen asks the Magician: " How many Xanth books are there probably going to be written in the end? I only know of 32 so far and 2 have yet to be written. "
| A: "The number of total Xanth books is at this point indefinite. Piers Anthony is a Xanthian whose talent both acts as blessing and a curse. Because of it he can write wonderfully punny novels, but his talent forces him to write one Xanth book every year. I suspect his talent will continue acting this way until he finally fades away. Knock on wood. Honestly, I thought everyone knew that? You will be one of my three challenges for a year. People will have to try to guess your name to gain entrance (that should stop the buggy little bastards)" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "Currently, where is the isthmus that connects Mundania and Xanth in Mundania? Or is is disconnected now? " Asks MiKe C..
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Right now it is in southern Europe, but by the time youve served your year of service, it will have moved, so that was a rather pointless question." . |
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Q: "How can I start a monkey-bar? " inquires Dale Ashburn, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Youll need lots of upper body strength and some fleas before you could ever be successful with monkey-bars." . |
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Q: Safria boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " (question)i dont really have a question... But I would like to know the meaning of life!! (TRY AND ANSWER THAT ONE!!!) "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Forty-Two." . |
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Q: " How much woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " asks Hannah after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Hed chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood." . |
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Q: Magician Marcus walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " Good Magician, before I ask my question, I thank you for taking the time to answer it. Anyway, Let me get right to the point like you want me to. How may I use my talent of True Sight to help the greatness that is Xanth? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "I dont have time to answer your question, but thank you for taking the time to ask it." . |
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Q: Lucas asks the Magician: " Do you have a soul? "
| A: "We both already know the answer to that." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " Where can I find the rare condom tree? I have 8 kids!!! " Asks Lucas.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "your local 7-11" . |
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Q: " If I had died when I tried to get in your castle, what would happen?
" inquires Lucas, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "I have a few sea monsters under my service that would be glad to eat your body, but we would save your socks to add to my collection" . |
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Q: Lucas boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " I want to know: What exactly is your talent? I just dont understand "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Information, As was described by my encounter with reverse wood (Source of Magic in the madness)" . |
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Q: " In hell, when you got Lacuana to write question quest on the wall, you never metioned much aout your family. I ask, who were the breeders of this great(and grumpy) magician? " asks Lucas after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "I think I did, didnt I mention my Brother who lived on the tic farm? Obvious...
Wheres my socks!" . |
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Q: Skipps walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " What question should I ask? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "You should ask the question What question should I ask? And you did! Good job! Now skip on down to the kitchens and cook me up a sandwich" . |
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Q: JohnC asks the Magician: " Seeeeeervus, old unsocksorted magican, heres my question: Yesterday a was biten by an alitteration and a hypothenuse. Now Im sick and I think Im poisened. What can I do that I wont die. "
| A: "You should probably work on your thoughts, if a was bitten, you shouldnt get sick, now im going to send you on a quest to save Xanth... a VERY hard quest.." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " What are you doing here? Youre not the Good Magician! I am! Now get off this site or I will give everyone who asked you a Question their answer without them having to work for you for a year! " Asks Good Magician Humpfrey.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "You arent the good magician, I am! You are Nicole (from Renous, NB, Canada), and you asked another question 20 minutes before this one, with the same email address as nicole, and the same IP address! And you call yourself a Good Magician Impersonator! Humph." . |
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Q: " Good Magician, why do you only answer Questions from dumb people that only waste your time? " inquires Nicole from Renous, NB, Canada, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "They are very good at diggin holes" . |
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Q: Robster639 boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " Is there some way to allow me to get the webmasters of this website to stop being lazy and actually pay attention to the site every once and a while, and what is it? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Give them lots of money... :-D The webmasters take paypal..." . |
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Q: " I am Sorceresssssssss Elzxeee Why are you so short, you are so stupid too, and i am much smarter than you " asks Elxzeee after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Im short, but I am smarter than you. Do you know why?
Because I just charged you TWO years of service to me for that lousy question. Now go clean out my bedpans!" . |
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Q: Sans Demoness walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " Magician, If i was living in Xanth, what would my talent be? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "You have the talent of making any kind of food in any amount appear whenever you wish it." . |
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Q: Robster639 asks the Magician: " What is the point of making people work for u for a year, if they alreayd worked so hard just to get in the castle? "
| A: "Because I can." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " Why are you called the Good magician, and not the grupmy-old-duffer-who-reads-all-Answers from a-Book-and-is-a-poor-excuse-for-a-gnome magician?
All you do is answer pointless questions like mine, and charge a horrendous amount in turn as payment.Dont you have anything better to do?
Yours In disrespect;
Kid rock
(Demon Isrespect or D.Isrespect) " Asks Kid_rock.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "I am called Good because I could be ruling the world with all of my knowledge, I instead answer pointless questions like yours for an enormously high time repayment to substitute for the time I lost not ruling the world and answering your question with!!" . |
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Q: "why do you make people do a year of service for one measly question? " inquires De.fault, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Because I dont like to be bothered. Yes... I know, having people around for a whole year might sound bothersome to you, but at least they are doing chores instead of asking pesky questions." . |
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Q: Gabria boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "OH MY GOSH! ITS HIDEOUS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE GOOD MAGICIAN?!"
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "I put him right here *points to himself*... And for that lip, youll be drawing a portrait of me during your years service." . |
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Q: " where can i find a walkthrough for Journey into Xanth?
" asks Nymph2005 after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Youll be able to find it written on your desk, but first you have to write it, because there arent any in existance just yet. Make sure you send a copy to webmasters@xanthians.com once you are done." . |
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Q: John walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " What is the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen swallow carrying a 5 pound acorn? And why wont people accept that maybe, just maybe God hates them? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "The sparrow doesnt move because it cant carry a 5 pound acorn, imbecile! But we can test that theory: go get me ten years worth of socks!
God hates no one, because I am your god!" . |
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Q: Naga_gurl_2005 asks the Magician: "What is my talent?"
| A: "What a simply and plain to-the point question. You talent is asking what you mean. For your answer, you shall be rewarded by sweeping my castle." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " Will Journey through Xanth or Companions of Xanth when downloaded off this site work on a Windows XP computer. " Asks Hannah.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Yes. But Windows XP wont be popular in a year, and since youll be spending the next year scrubbing the castle walls, your question was pointless." . |
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Q: " I am a mathematician named Alpha.To become King, I need to get the answers to these questions.
1)What is the distance between A and Z?
2)How much time does it take to get Away?
And finally;
3)What is the difference between Then and Now?
plz help,magician,when ill be king i will reward u. " inquires Kid_rock, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "The distance between A and Z is sqrt((A(x)-Z(x))^2+(A(y)-Z(y))^2)... If Away = A, Z = your location, and S is the speed in which you are traveling, then Time = sqrt((A(x)-Z(x))^2+(A(y)-Z(y))^2)*S. Then, being the time when you were at A before you went to Z, then the difference between Then and Now is sqrt((A(x)-Z(x))^2+(A(y)-Z(y))^2)*S minutes, sqrt((A(x)-Z(x))^2+(A(y)-Z(y))^2) miles, or 3 years, which is the amount of time youll be spending calculating where my socks go after I put them in the dryer. Now get to work." . |
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Q: dreaden boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " Why dont you wear pants? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "What an absurd question! I do wear pants, just not in the pictures you see me in because the artist is weird like that. For such a silly question, you must now clean my underpants and then sort them!" . |
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Q: " what is my magic talent looks into space and please be powerful " asks Warsong after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Your talent is the talent of thinking big. You always think things will be greater than they are!!!" . |
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Q: Dolph007 walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " How are you able to operate this by the com-pewter when the only one in xanth is Com-Pewter and he doesnt let you use him? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Because you idiot have you read ANY of the books? We have are online now you blithing idiot!" . |
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Q: Wish_i_was_dor asks the Magician: " Hey, you old gnome... I need a pick up line and quick. "
| A: "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "why didn,t WIRA wellcome me in " Asks De.fault.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "WIRA didnt welcome you in because of your odd form of speech." . |
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Q: " Am I beautiful? " inquires Demoness*sire, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "You people really should think out this questions more. What do you think I am? A mundane 8-ball? Or do you think of me as a mirror? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There. That is my answer. Now, run off and clean the vanity located somewhere in my castle. Youll have to find it, because its pretty deep in the castle." . |
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Q: Angelin44 boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " Please tell me what my magical talent is! "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "That isnt a question, you little whipper-snapper! You are demanding of me! Well, since you made it this far, I might as well tell you. Your magical talent is turning the mundane moose purple. Now, weed out the garden. It hasnt been done in a while, so watch out for danger." . |
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Q: " why dont you just whash your feet instead of going through worlds of socks? " asks Demoness*sire after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Are you accusing me of bad hygiene? Sometimes I just cant find the time to wash my feet, seeing as I have to answer ridiculous questions such as this! Now, for that, you must wash my feet." . |
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Q: D.metria walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " What is my magical talent? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Whats you magic talent? Well, last time I checked, demons dont have magic talents. Now, please clean up the kitchen a bit." . |
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Q: D.metria asks the Magician: " Do you know of any goodonline or any type of computer Xanth games I can play, other than Companions, which I cant get to work, that you would share with me? "
| A: "Wow, two questions in a row. Sorry to disappoint you, but I only know of Companions. What a very odd game, that was. Go and wash the castle roof." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " (question)what is the cure for demon boredom? " Asks Demoness*Sire.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "You are a girl Demon, D Sire so Get on with it! Your job deals with the adult conspiracy which I cannot say in here! So start sorting my socks!" . |
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Q: " Im going to a party this month (jewel-lye) and im suppose to bring the drink, i have an awsome drink panned, but i need to know, wheres the nearest boot rear spring available? " inquires D.grossclout, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Its located 500 yards away from the right side of my castle. But now you wont be able to go the the party because you have to do your years service for me!" . |
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Q: Dwcr13 boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " Why is it that a person can put six pairs of matching socks in the wash, and when they come out you will only have 4 pairs of mismatched socks??? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "The washing machine is actually a creature of Xanth who has stored up magic and it is hungry so in return for cleaning your laundry it eats your socks. I got rid of mine years ago I have enough trouble with socks as it is." . |
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Q: " How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " asks Dolph007 after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "He wouldnt he would be asking dumb questions like you. " . |
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Q: Lindsay walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " Who will I marry? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "You will marry me... Talk to one of my 5 wives for instructions, Sofia is out today, so you can start sorting my socks... Well, GET TO IT, LINDSAY! My socks wont sort themselves!" . |
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Q: _____ asks the Magician: " what is my magic talent??
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| A: "You should have figured that one out when you wrote down your name! Your magic talent is to make your name invisible to others if it is written. Have fun with that." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "i already know my talent, but if you can guess correctly i will give you an answer you cant even fathom (i got the answer from x(a/n)th himself)... Try me" Asks Wish_i_was_dor.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "No." . |
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Q: "if xanth is located on the mundane region called florida, then how come there are no tangle trees in florida, I mean, xanth is a penninsula, so it must be attached to mundania, so that means florida is xanth, so that means florida is magic, but there are no tangle trees or stuff there, so how come?
" inquires cool handless luke, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "No, because There are different planes of existence, you silly mundane. " . |
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Q: Suger Kitten boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "how many xanth books should I buy to read?
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| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "You should by all of them because half the profit goes to me! So go buy all of them and I won't charge you a year of service!" . |
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Q: "if i had a magic talent, what would it be?
" asks Sabrina after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "To make all those around you smile." . |
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Q: Pip walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "I am about to have a baby girl, what would be a fitting name to give to her?"
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Aislinn Rianne" . |
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Q: Dolin asks the Magician: "Could Grey nullify Bink's Talent? "
| A: "No because the talent of Bink would accidently make him not be around him!" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "will there be a game about xanth on the ps2 or xbox or gamecube or anything like that? " Asks Berksboy.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "It will if you start e-mailing the game companys about it." . |
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Q: "MR. MAGICIAN.I RESPECT YOU.I M NOT LIKE THAT JERK JOHN CENA.I EVEN HAVE A MAGICIAN-CLASS TALENT,I CANNOT DIE NORMALLY.I AM A DEAD MAN.
MY QUESTION:-I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A GIRL IN MY AREA.BUT I AM A DEAD MAN,HOW CAN I MARRY HER AND HAVE KIDS?
IN ALL ANTICIPATION;
UNDERTAKER
[R.I.P.] " inquires Undertaker, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Look Mr. Undertaker, YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT. Since I'm guessing you're some sort of zombie just get some potion from the zombie master. But first I need you to throw all of my old socks into the void and to harvest some new ones from a sock tree. Then tell the Zombie Master I said it was okay. OKAY??" . |
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Q: Lady_rio boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "How do I get rich? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Go loot a money tree." . |
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Q: "I need to reapply my lipstick around 3 times a day, how can I put it on in the morning and still have it looking fresh in the evening without reapplying so often?" asks Marriette after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Get some water from teh fountain of youth and put it into your lipstick or lipgloss it will last much longer." . |
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Q: D.grossclout walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "This is a hard question, and yes I should know it but... if demons disappear into dust devils when there is no magic, then in the time of no magic, all the demons should have changed into dust devils, lost cohesion and be destroyed. How did the demons survive?"
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Xanth is a land of mystery, even at the time of no magic demons obtained enough of it in their bodies to stay in tact." . |
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Q: Spader458 asks the Magician: "Do you care about anything other than your socks? "
| A: "Yes as a matter of fact I do. I care about the good of Xanth. For free I'll tell you what I do not like. Rude people telling me that I do not care about anything but my socks. I also do not like people who ask annoying questions." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "hello GM I am sorry to disturb you but I am here to ask you what my magic talent is because I heared that when I asked last time that your sources were liars " Asks prince dor.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "You can talk to the inaminate. I am sorry that you have not realized that until now. You must be either deaf or extremely stupid." . |
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Q: "Is there any way to stop the mad decent into a muck of puns that the Xanth series has taken? " inquires ECB, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "(answer)You're a pungently ignorant fool! Your punphobia is a disgrace to the punness of Xanth. I'm sorry but like I told Bink there is no way in pun's end that I can help you. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" . |
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Q: Axman232000 boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "when bink went in search of the origin of magic and all magic dissapeared how did the centaurs breath when it is stated by che centaur that the only way a centaur could breath was through magic??? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "It just proves that centaurs can be wrong. Or that maybe not all of the magic disappeared. Even I can't find the answer to that!" . |
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Q: "How can i become a evily cunning demon, and free up my afternoon? " asks D.grossclout after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Make yourself into more than one person. You're a demon you can do that. You are also supposed to be one of the smartest demons. So much for that idea." . |
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Q: Spader458 walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Is there any way I can go on a quest that will benefit Xanth. "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Yes, you can find a way to keep my socks clean permanetly then I might not be so grouchy!" . |
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Q: Demon Viant asks the Magician: "How can I properly go about causing as much mischief as possible without getting caught?? "
| A: "Ask Prince Dor, I've told him the answer, now go give this message to Grossclout." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "GM wats mi magic talent if u tell me the exrtremaly right answer i will give you 8 years service " Asks Prince dor.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Bad spelling. Now go help Sofia sort my socks, for eight years!" . |
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Q: "is life a game you can use cheats to get through? " inquires Prince dor, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Along as no one gets hurt, you don't get caught, and I'm never bothered again. Now leave before I notify the king of your intention to cheat." . |
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Q: Prince dor boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "Will i have a good and happy life, or will i take over xanth? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "You will do neither! I will be kind enough to give you one extra answer without price, too. You will be kind at first, then you are overtaken by evil after talking with a rude Harpy who says there is riches and abandoned castles waiting to be ruled somewhere around the Lake Ogre Chobee and there you will be killed!" . |
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Q: "How old are you really? " asks Guinevere_Sorceress_of_Ilusion13 after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Well I'm not sure why you ask, but if you must know I am 171 years old. I can thank my youth to a lethe elixir that has allowed me to keep my physical form at the perfect age of 91." . |
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Q: Amanda walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "how can I get to xanth and live there?"
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "well, youre in xanth if you can ask me anything, Amanda! I am suprised at this Xanthians stupidity! Now serve your time reading me my books!" . |
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Q: Ledreamers asks the Magician: "why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8. "
| A: "Because, the hot dog bun people want you to give them money!" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "Good magician, I am a mundane homosexual simeltaneously looking for love and my magical talent. What must I do besides coming to you for help in order to further my quest? " Asks Elijah.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "I suggest using e-harmony.com. Your magical talent is the talent to find love online. There are millions of homos in Mundane World- sadly, you will find only Ducky as one of them in Xanth" . |
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Q: "How many Mundanes actually reside in Xanth? " inquires Nyasa, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Many because at one point in time all were mundanes!" . |
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Q: Asoldier boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "When will we catch Bin Laden? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "As soon as one of your less-idiotical mundane friends comes and asks me where he is instead of when you will catch him" . |
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Q: "when can I go flying pig hunting with my trusty canary bird dog???" asks Axman232000 after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "What an absolutly stupid question. You can never take a canary bird dog to hunt a flying pig they don't chace after flying pigs they go for Canary birds. Now you can start your year of service by washing my socks!" . |
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Q: Darathinas walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " What is MY magical talent? I hate Mundania! Help me discover it so I can join everyone in Xanth! "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Your magical talent is to be able to transform from human form to worm form without losing your intellectual abilities. Now go begone or find me my socks!" . |
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Q: Dor-man asks the Magician: "What must I do to find my magical talent?
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| A: "The best way to find out your magic talent is to ask me what it is. I could tell you now if you wish, but then you will be serving two years in my castle." the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "Will there ever be a Xanth movie created? It would make a AWESOME movie!" Asks X(a/n)th.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "I may be the magician of information, but even I cannot seperate fact from fiction as far as showbiz and movies are concerned. I just finally figured out why my magic mirror refused to play VHS tapes- there seems to be a sock jammed in there. I managed to get it out, but there is so much jam on the sock now I can no longer wear it." . |
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Q: "How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" inquires D-light, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "It takes about 157 licks give or take the salivation of your mouth. Now you can serve your year of service by mucking out the dragon dung from the basement." . |
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The sites above have answered questions from fans from the year 2000-2002. Both sites are now inactive, but Xo has picked up the slack with this section!
