Ask the Good Magician your question, and you shall recieve an answer. Of course, if you would like your question answered you must first pass 3 challenges. If you fail at these challenges, you will have to start all over again, so be careful!
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Attempt to Enter the Castle
10 Newest Questions: (would you like to view all questions?)
Q: "Are the questions working? for a minute it seemed like they did not... " Asks Mattwandcow.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Maybe. Test" . |
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Q: "How do you get past the moat in the three challenges game? " inquires Xink, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "You dont" . |
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Q: Quinquagen boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. "Will you marry me? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "Madame! I already have Five and a half wives! Why would I need another??" . |
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Q: "How can I become king of Xanth? " asks King_trent after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "Have a Magichan Calibur talent and be in line for the throne. Duh." . |
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Q: Rieyeciu walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, "Hello.... I am Rieyeciu Black but most call me Rie. I came to ask a question but when I got here my question seem of been miss place. Therefore, I ask a different one thought its one you heard many time before form other people that come to ask you things...... Hum ... What is my magic talent? Thanks for your time ? "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "On behalf of your previous question, I queried Miss Place as to the whereabouts of your question. As usual, My secretary claims to have lost it. So, do to this clerical error, you are only required to serve a 3/4 year service. Your talent is to inadvertently summon Miss Place to lose things for you. Now, Your service will be to aid My secretary in sorting all of these questions. " . |
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Q: Ragnarok347 asks the Magician: " Why dont you get off you lazy butt every once in a while and clean your own socks?(asking for brother)"
| A: "What! Does your brother read the Chronicles? I am a busy man! I have no time for socks! Thats WHY I have Sophia as my wife! His task is to give my Wives a break and clean and sort my socks!" the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: "Will we ever find out what happened to DEarth after swell floop? " Asks Ragnarok347.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "I assume he survived, as the earth seems to be in existence. Our best estimates are, worst case, he lost some status, best case nothing, as it wasnt an official game." . |
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Q: " Why do we continue to accept the degradation of our society simply because someone believes that God should be separate from everything else? " inquires Usmcdad75, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "I am unsure as how to respond. My lexicon has no mention of this God. I dont believe he has any grounds to be mentioned in the land of Xanth. As such, Ill leave you with no task. Be gone and ask questions only to those who have the authority to answer." . |
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